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Jessica Lange – The Name Game (American Horror Story: Asylum)

The name game!
Judy! Judy, Judy bo
Budy Banana fanna fo Fudy
Fee fy mo Mudy, Judy!

Lana! Lana, Lana bo Bana
Banana fanna fo Fana
Fee fy mo Mana, Lana!

Come on everybody!
I say now let’s play a game!
I betcha I can make a rhyme
out of anybody’s name

The first letter of the name
I treat it like it wasn’t there
but a B or an F
or an M will appear

And then I say: bo add a B
then I say the name
and Banana fanna and a fo

and then I say the name again
with an F very plain
and a fee fy and a mo

and then I say the name again
with an M this time
and there isn’t any name that I can’t rhyme

Pepper! Pepper, Pepper, bo Bepper
Banana fana fo Fepper
Fee fy mo Mepper, Pepper!

But if the first two letters are ever the same
I drop them both and say the name like:

Bob! Bob drop the B’s Bo ob
For Fred, Fred drop the F’s Fo red
For Mary, Mary drop the M’s Mo ary
That’s the only rule that is contrary

Okay?
Now say: Bo!
Bo!
Now Tony with a B:
Bony!
Then Banana fanna fo:
Banana fanna fo!
Then you say the name again with an F very plain:
Fony!
Then a fee fy and a mo:
Fee fy mo!
Then you say the name again with an M this time:
Mony!
And there isn’t any name that you can’t rhyme!

Kit. Kit, Kit bo Bit
Banana fanna fo Fit
Fee fy mo Mit, Kit!

The name game!